Open Letter to the Australian Media
by richardpettifer
DEAREST MEDIA!!!
Just one week to go until the opening of the SENSATIONAL BRUNSWICK BEACH!
Just one week until you can lounge on the sand, watching in wonder while the sea levels rise to 43m!
Just one week until you can sit in your objective 4th Estate, waiting while the citizens you serve wade through their misunderstandings!
Just one week until you can claim the Moral High Ground! One week until you can tell each other I told you so!
Just one week until you can select the facts which suit your agendas!
Just one week until you can destroy the profile of yet more artists wasting council money!
Just one week until you can pander to yet more artist’s semi-left-wing agenda with a softly written profile!
Just one week until you can not take a side, claim objectivity, wash your hands of responsibility and blame!
Just one week until you can lie on the sand in the sun and think about all of the things we have achieved in the world, and how great it is that we’ve done so, and how tomorrow will be the same as today!
Just one week until you can DISTRACT US!! ENTERTAIN US!! SEX US!!












